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Bahahaha!

mammalingo:

I interrupt People Who Kick Ass Week to bring you The Daddy Complex’s third installment of “Fighting With Babies.” It’s about poop. It’s puppets talking about poop. Basically, it’s The Muppets for Parents. (But, I wouldn’t watch it while you eat.)

Because mixing up the hair colors would have just been…wrong.
today:

noraisapro:

today:

Tony’s Romo’s bride had 15 bridesmaids, all dressed in Badgley Mischka

They’re organized by hair color. Oh my lanta.

 Are they segregated?

Because mixing up the hair colors would have just been…wrong.

today:

noraisapro:

today:

Tony’s Romo’s bride had 15 bridesmaids, all dressed in Badgley Mischka

They’re organized by hair color. Oh my lanta.

 Are they segregated?

From the mind of a 6 year old...

  • Sometimes I feel like I could write a book about the many...odd...things my daughter says.
  • But then again, I'm not entirely sure it would be funny to anyone but me. The funniness might get lost in translation.
  • But here are a couple of this week's gems...
  • "It is so hot, I am sweating BISCUITS!" (not to be confused with sweating butter, ala Paula Deen)
  • "Only fabulous people have pink toilet paper." (Hm. I guess Charmin isn't fabulous enough for her bottom.)

Loving this cute little song right now…

Missing fall. I’m not a fan of 90+ degree days.

Missing fall. I’m not a fan of 90+ degree days.

I don’t want people in Mexico to see the website. I got myself into a little trouble down there, and I can’t let any of the authorities know where to track me down. Just MAKE SURE you don’t send it to Mexico, okay? Do this for me, guy.
– (via clientsfromhell)

Bahahaha!

mammalingo:

I interrupt People Who Kick Ass Week to bring you The Daddy Complex’s third installment of “Fighting With Babies.” It’s about poop. It’s puppets talking about poop. Basically, it’s The Muppets for Parents. (But, I wouldn’t watch it while you eat.)

Because mixing up the hair colors would have just been…wrong.
today:

noraisapro:

today:

Tony’s Romo’s bride had 15 bridesmaids, all dressed in Badgley Mischka

They’re organized by hair color. Oh my lanta.

 Are they segregated?

Because mixing up the hair colors would have just been…wrong.

today:

noraisapro:

today:

Tony’s Romo’s bride had 15 bridesmaids, all dressed in Badgley Mischka

They’re organized by hair color. Oh my lanta.

 Are they segregated?

From the mind of a 6 year old...

  • Sometimes I feel like I could write a book about the many...odd...things my daughter says.
  • But then again, I'm not entirely sure it would be funny to anyone but me. The funniness might get lost in translation.
  • But here are a couple of this week's gems...
  • "It is so hot, I am sweating BISCUITS!" (not to be confused with sweating butter, ala Paula Deen)
  • "Only fabulous people have pink toilet paper." (Hm. I guess Charmin isn't fabulous enough for her bottom.)

Loving this cute little song right now…

Missing fall. I’m not a fan of 90+ degree days.

Missing fall. I’m not a fan of 90+ degree days.

I don’t want people in Mexico to see the website. I got myself into a little trouble down there, and I can’t let any of the authorities know where to track me down. Just MAKE SURE you don’t send it to Mexico, okay? Do this for me, guy.
– (via clientsfromhell)
From the mind of a 6 year old...
"I don’t want people in Mexico to see the website. I got myself into a little trouble down there, and I can’t let any of the authorities know where to track me down. Just MAKE SURE you don’t send it to Mexico, okay? Do this for me, guy."

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